well, we finish up tonight with food. for our people's plate list competition, we've set out looking for the country's best local chef, and what we found was nothing short of incredible. viewers nominated thousands of cooks from every corner of the country, a list we narrowed to 18 distinguished finalists. over the last month, tens of thousands of you voted online. and, now, drum roll, the winner. henry chandler, the chef of henry's louisiana grill in akwarts, georgia.

>> my name's henry chandler. i'm the chef and owner of henry's louisiana grill, georgia. i love to cook because i love to see my friends, my family and my customers enjoy the food so much. it makes me extremely happy to be able to see all these customers enjoy themselves. one thing about food in louisiana, good times or bad, it pulls people together. >> we'll be heading down to georgia to produce a full-blown plate list which you can see this coming friday. that's our report tonight. for terry moran, bill weir and all of us at abc news, good night, america. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with the skechers resistance runner, the shoe with patented technology that simulates running on sand. a study shows you can burn more calories with the skechers resistance runner on average than in regular shoes. i know guillermo loves his. right, guillermo? where is he? [ phone ringing ] hello?

>> hello jimmy. >> jimmy: where are you? >> sorry, jimmy! i'm in france. >> jimmy: france? >> now i am not in france. now i am in china. i went out jogging this morning in my skechers resistance runners. they're so comfortable and easy on my joints, the next thing i knew, i was here. i think i'm in hawaii. >> jimmy: well, hurry back. imagine how quickly you've covered ground running in play. the show's about to start. all i ask is that you stay in the country on show nights. and yet you don't ever listen to me. oh, welcome back! [ applause ] >> okay, i'm ready to do the

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that reminds me here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good evening. i'm jimmy, the host of the show. thank you for watching. you're all good. none of you are going to hell. quick show of hands, how many of you are just here for the air conditioning tonight? be honest. all right. you're all welcome. today was the hottest day ever in los angeles, ever. 113 degrees in downtown l.a. it was so hot, you could fry a contaminated egg on the sidewalk. it was -- poor joan rivers melted like that nazi in "raiders the lost arc." it was so hot today, matthew mcconaughey took his chest off. so i think what i'm trying to

express is that the temperature was high. and so were our writers too as well. it was week two of "dancing with the stars" tonight. they wore less clothing than usual, which means they were nude. tom bergeron is on his way here right now. tonight, tom bergeron, he's going to tell us who wins. for the first time ever, he's going to reveal the winner tonight eight weeks before the finale. so he said he wants regular viewers to have more time to spend with their kids. so that's good. it was a big night tonight at "dancing." sarah palin was at the show. thought she was there to support her daughter but turns out she's a huge audrina partridge fan. she got booed i think at the show. i saw this video. i have to ask tom about it. i'm almost positive she got booed by the crowd. we make a lot of fun of sarah palin but the truth is it was a big deal having her at that show. she almost didn't make it. on the way down, her husband, todd, hit a leopard seal and --

but they did make it. and when her daughter, bristol, received her weekly criticism from the judges, you really see that mama grizzly she's always talking about. ♪ >> all right, len. >> for me, it had very little to commend it, i'm afraid. >> it was not graceful -- >> jimmy: oh, that's -- see, damaged the head, which makes mounting difficult but -- [ applause ] len will be -- replaced by jennifer lopez so -- oddly, the song bristol danced to was "you can't hurry love" which -- seems odd considering the fact that she had a child out of wedlock -- last week, she danced to the song "mama told me not to come." next week, a song called "good-bye crazy mommy, i'm never coming back to alaska" so leave

me alone. i think an old doobie brothers song, right? a big announcement made during the "dancing with the stars" broad cast. the new "bachelor" was announced. a dating show in which one eligible man has sex with women over the course of the weeks and then of course never speaks to them again. they resecycled a bachelor. in season 11, the bachelor was a guy named brad womak. so they brought him back. how great would that be if he didn't pick anybody again? i don't know if they ran out of several guys? or they just liked the novelty of bringing a bachelor back for more? that is the plan. it should make for an interesting season. >> 25 beautiful women. some he found attractive. but in the end -- >> i have to tell you good-bye. >> he rejected them all. bachelor brad womack.

will he find love the second time around? abc's "the bachelor." pitc picky bastard, take two. coming this fall to abc. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's right. if he doesn't find love this time, we're going to kill him. lindsay lohan is on the loose again. if you're visiting, be very careful. a spokesman for the l.a. county sheriff said, this is an actual quote, lindsay was a model inmate. she was in there for 11 hours. i mean what do they expect her to do, shank a hooker? i mean -- supposedly lindsay is reporting to rehab voluntarily in the next few days. in the meantime, they're having a plumber come in to caulk her nose shut just in case. last night was the season premiere of "the amazing race." do you watch this show? this is a reality show. one of the teams this year is

made up of two of the hosts from the home shopping network. i don't know who they are. the teams travel to england. one of the first challenges was use an enormous medieval-style sling shot to hit a suit of armor with a watermelon. just like they did in medieval times. unfortunate unfortunately, claire had some trouble with her melon. >> you got this, sister. you are super, super close. right in the kisser. show that knight who's boss. >> jimmy: now that's -- actually a good way to get vitamin c into your brain. believe it or not, she was okay. still pulling seeds out of her nose but -- okay. matter of fact, we have claire live now via satellite from her hometown, reno, nevada. the woman who was self-watermeloned, "amazing race" contestant claire. hello, claire. >> what? >> jimmy: i said hello claire.

>> what? >> jimmy: i guess she's having a hard time hearing me through the watermelon. claire, i've said hello. >> what? >> jimmy: all right. well, you know, i guess we can't really hair but that's claire from "the amazing race." she's got a watermelon on her head. i guess making it difficult for her to hear. nadia suleman, better known as the octo mom, is facing foreclosure on her house here in l.a. which is a problem because she has no husband and 14 kids. she's behind on her mortgage payment. on saturday, she had a yard sale. which isn't that how "toy story 2" got started? one of the kids gets sold accidentally at a yard sale and the rest have to rescue him? the octo mom was there selling a lot of baby clothes and some other stuff. she posed for pictures. she charged $10 for a picture with her and $100 for a picture with all her children. i actually stopped by. she had some -- i got this -- this turkey baster for 2 bucks.

i actually needed one for thanksgiving. so -- yeah. what, is there -- she said it was only used one time. [ applause ] i also got a great deal on a pair of stretchy pants. they might -- it might be time to give that woman a reality show. it would not be the weirdest one out there. i like the idea that people are tuning in and i'm just using a turkey baster. last night, tlc debuted a new show called "sister wives." about polygamists leaving somewhere in utah. they call themselves sister wives. they have 13 children. their goal i guess is to show how normal they are and how exactly -- i still have the baster -- the whole arrangement works. >> we do have sex. it's true. >> let's clarify who the we is in this. >> individually though. there's three separate marriages, three separate sexual relationships as well.

>> they never cross. >> christine and janell and i each have our own bedroom and cody is welcome in each of those bedrooms alone. that's -- it's just how it is. we don't go weird. >> jimmy: oh, no, you don't. nothing weird going on there. it is weird being in a polygamist marriage. one of the sister wives, christine, her unusual take on kitchen appliances. >> i don't have a toaster. because more people die from toasters than sharks every year. so i make toast in the oven. >> jimmy: right, right, like you wouldn't have a shark in your kitchen. that would be -- only a lunatic would do something like that. this is -- my turkey baflter. i'm going to give this away to this gentleman right there. bring it back to the steel mill. show the fellas. this is odd or ironic or something. i'm not sure what. but the owner of the company that makes segways died

yesterday. when he drove his segway over a cliff. which is kind of like george foreman grilling himself to death. it's a sad -- reportedly, he's a very generous man who gave a lot of money to charity. on the bright side, probably the coolest thing anyone has ever done on a segway. justin bieber is in a little bit of trouble with some of his young fans. after tmz photographers caught him making out with this actress that co-starred in a video with him. all the kids got very angry. it was devastating to the millions of young girls who believe that justin bieber is in love with them. many of them have been expressing their outrage on youtube, including this unhappy pair. >> we have bad news, viewers. >> this is justin bieber weekly news. >> justen bieber has recently been spotted kissing jasmine.

>> she was in the video music video "baby" which he said he wanted to stay signal but, you know, whatever. >> kissing her. and that little -- >> making out. >> we don't love justin bieber. >> jimmy: hell hath no furry like a tweentweenage delawar sc. >> we have bad news, everybody. >> my husband andrew was caught kissing his tennessee instructor. >> and he said till death do us part but then he hired an instructor who looks like a -- but whatever. >> walked in on him kissing her. and not like -- >> no, they were having dirty sex. dirty. >> they were. so i guess i'll just be on my way. yes, i'll just take this with

me. >> yeah. we don't love stupid andrew. good-bye. >> bye. >> bye. >> good-bye. >> jimmy: you see, that's -- and one more thing. this is -- this is pretty funny. yesterday, houston texans hosted the also did cowboys. dallas won the game. the highlight of the game was i think this comical explanation of penalties by the referee early in the fourth quarter. >> unnecessary -- after the play was over, unnecessary roughness on number 52 -- excuse me a minute. >> okay, this is like -- >> -- fouls on the play. unnecessary roughness on the kicking team, number 92. 52. unnecessary roughness on the receiving team, number 57. those fouls offset. there's also a holding, number 92, on the return team.

all those fouls offset at the spot of that foul. first down. dallas. >> jimmy: it's a good thing he's not working airport -- i have to say, i've watched a lot of football games. i've never seen a referee got that confused before. he's got a good sense of humor about it. we have him now live via satellite, houston texas. hi, carl. >> hi, jimmy. >> jimmy: you can hear me? >> yeah, loud and clear. >> jimmy: okay, so i guess i should start by asking you what happened by making you so confused out there? >> believe it or not, i shot myself in the face with a watermelon. >> jimmy: that's why you were confused? >> exactly. >> jimmy: all right, now it all makes -- thank you, carl. all right. it's an epidemic. well, we have a good show tonight. from "dancing with the stars" tom bergeron is here. we have music tonight from

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>> jimmy: with us tonight -- the host of america's favorite celebrity dancing reality competition show, "dancing with the stars," tom bergeron is here. we'll ask him about the booing tonight of sarah palin. this is the second album, it's called, "they call me cadillac." from nashville, randy houser, from the bud light stage. tomorrow night dane cook will join us. the latest loser from "dancing with the stars," and music from maroon 5. later this week, joel mchale, vanessa williams, david cross, busy phillips, music from the avett brothers and sharon jones & the dap-kings too. so please join us then. our first guest tonight is a

two-time golden globe winner who audiences in roles both flesh-colored and blue. her new movie with kristen bell and jamie lee curtis is called "you again." it's in theaters now. please welcome sigourney weaver. [ applause ] what a pleasure to have you here, thank you for coming. >> pleasure for me. >> jimmy: but more for me, i assure you. if i was a woman, i would want sigourney to be my name. it's good. it's got sig in there. ourney. >> siggny. >> jimmy: i don't know anyone else with that name. >> i think i've cornered it except for that series on the high seas "catching the crabs."

s i g something. my cousin. >> jimmy: someone with crabs has taken the name. >> crabs connect all of us. >> jimmy: i guess so. in a way, they kind of do, don't they, temporarily at least. and that is the name you came up with yourself? >> right, i did, i did. i was named suzy. and i was so tall when i was 11. i needed a longer name. and so i thought -- i just chose it out of a book. great gatsby. and now i just kept it. everyone calls me siggy. >> jimmy: when i was about that age, i wanted to change my name to bash ringrbarino and my pare wouldn't let me. >> it's not too late. >> jimmy: you parents allowed you to change your name? >> they called me "s" for a long time. they knew i liked the initial.

and so i think they were waiting to see what i would end up with. actually, they -- my mother's name was des'ree and everyone called her liz. my father's name was sylvester. everyone called him pat. so it was maybe a genetic mutation that we had to change our names. >> jimmy: general discontent with your first names. >> i'm so glad to hear you say you like the name. >> jimmy: i want to mention you dad too because were it not for your dad, we were not be sitting here tonight. for one thing, you wouldn't exist. >> right. thank you, dad. >> jimmy: your dad invented the late-night talk show. >> he did. >> jimmy: which is fantastic. i mean, that's -- [ cheers and applause ] no, that's -- the devices, the desk and the couch and the -- all this sort of thing that's still in place. >> i know, still works great. >> jimmy: that is something else. >> well, thanks to people like you, that's why it's still going. >> jimmy: i think it's more thanks to him than anybody. [ applause ] but he's -- did he do that for

you, knowing one day you'd need a place to promote your movies? >> that's it, it must have been. >> jimmy: that's pretty great. my dad actually invented watching late-night talk shows with your hand down your pants. he was the first guy to do it. he was the pioneer in that area. but nothing like what your dad did. that's pretty -- i read another thing about your dad, kind of interesting. he would carry a bathing suit with him wherever you went. >> he carried his briefcase with him everywhere. the only thing in it was a bathing suit. because he grew up in l.a. and he loved to swim and he loved to surf and water-ski and wherever he'd go, he's land and he'd growth straiggo straight to wherever the water was. >> jimmy: pretty great, dad always had a bathing suit with him. well, your dad's passed away since. when he'd see you on these talk shows, would he remind you that he came up with it or -- >> actually, i do remember going

on what was called "the johnny carson show." >> jimmy: i've heard of it. >> i said, and by the way, my dad started this show, and there was a silence because i guess, you know, he thought of it as the johnny carson show. and not the tonight show. >> jimmy: yeah, right. well, yeah. >> so i never brought it up again. >> jimmy: steve allan was the first -- yeah, i don't blame you, you don't want to vex johnny carson. >> i don't want to vex him. >> jimmy: now, your films -- we added this up. i didn't actually add this up but somebody here added this up. total money making -- your movies have grossed worldwide $5 billion. how much of that do you get? [ applause ] >> that's a lot of money. >> jimmy: that's a lot of money. >> my goodness. >> jimmy: i think half of that is from "avatar." but -- >> yes, that could pay for some health care. >> jimmy: do you get to keep a

billion dollars of that? >> i wish. i think i should have more money. >> jimmy: you absolutely should. your first movie was with -- a woody allen movie. >> yes. >> jimmy: which movie was that? >> it was "annie hall." >> jimmy: wow, first movie. >> and it's just a little walk-on. and he'd actually offered me a really good part in "annie hall" but i was doing this play with my friend off off broadway call "titanic" in which i played a little girl in a sailor suit who kept hedgehoging her vagina. or as people say today, her vagine. i didn't want to leave this, it was a once in a lifetime role. i turned down woody allen. sweetly, he gave me this kind of little tiny walk-on that is at the very end of "annie hall" standing under the sorrow and the pity sign. >> jimmy: unbelievable. did that hedgehog in your vagina

inspire the movie "alien"? because there is kind of a connection there. [ cheers and applause ] it's all tied together. >> no one else has ever seen that evolution, that idea. but i bet ridley scott is sitting at home going, yes, yes. >> jimmy: "alien" was really your first big movie. >> yes. >> jimmy: and then things changed obviously for you. >> i was very lucky. >> jimmy: and then "ghost busters" which is one of my all-time favorites. >> oh, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you seem like a very sensible person. did you get along well with bill murray? >> oh, i love bill murray. first of all, he always calls me susan. >> jimmy: he does? >> he's not taking -- being taken in by this sigourney stuff. and, you know, i -- i worshiped all those guys, but i -- you know, i wanted to get off on a good start with bill since we had to fall in love sort of, and

so i -- they were shooting the public library scene. and so i was supposed to meet them down -- you know, down by the public library. i went up and i said, hi, i'm sigourney, i'm playing dana. to my great joy, he just picked me up, threw me over his shoulder and walked several blocks with me. very nice way of saying hello. tickled me a little bit. very friendly. >> jimmy: yeah, sure. that's about as friendly as it gets. it's actually i think a crime if you do it. >> is it? he's from the old days where all that -- >> jimmy: before all that started. and now you're in the movie with kristen bell -- >> yes. >> jimmy: who's very nice. jamie lieu curtis, who i don't really know. >> she's stretterrific. >> jimmy: and betty white. she's like -- i think it's betty white and justin bieber are right -- the two of them are the hottest sensations in the country.

what is this movie about? >> this movie is about three generations of women being thrown back together with the person who sort of let them down in high school. in kristen's case, a girl who really bullied her. she's marrying kristen's brother. and then i am the bully girl's aunt, who was, i think, jamie lee's character was inadvertently mean to me but i took it very hard. so i come back with this great desire to one up mans ship her. and betty white. >> jimmy: is it a surprise nemesis? >> it is a surprise nemesis. >> jimmy: is it terminator? >> it's not alien. what's great is everyone has these hideous high school scars and no one escapes and it's interesting to kind of go back and try to start again. >> jimmy: stir that all up

again? >> exactly. >> jimmy: we have a clip. >> oh, you do? >> jimmy: we get all that stuff. thanks to your father. >> it's like a very professional show. >> jimmy: it's almost. just short of a host. [ cheers and applause ] does this -- well, let's take a look at the clip. it's called "you again." it is in theaters now. >> don't turn everything into a competition. >> hello, everyone. i'm so sorry i'm late. oh, look at this. oh, gail, when was the last time we danced together? could it have been prom? >> um -- >> is that what you're wearing? >> yes, why? >> you know what i love about your look is it's so sporty. >> thank you. >> so american. >> jimmy: and sigourney weaver. it's "you again." thank you for being here. pleasure to have you. please come back soon. we'll be right back with tom bergeron.

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>> jimmy: hi there. our next guest helps us navigate through a spray-tanned sea of sometime celebrities monday and tuesday nights on "dancing with the stars," please welcome the master of the mirrored ball tom bergeron. [ applause ] thank you for zipping over here. i know you had to race, like batman. we appreciate that. >> we have the mirrored ball spinning on top of the car, people getting out of the way, it was great. >> jimmy: even though everyone around you is completely spray tanned you do not do that. >> i go for the pasty middle aged guy look. >> jimmy: and they made you look even lighter than you already are, which is very light to start with. you're one of the lightest guys

in the world. >> i'm always like zexerox pape with hair. >> jimmy: yet you don't do that. you've held very strong. let's talk about what happened tonight. >> there's some misunderstandings i think about tonight. >> jimmy: in my opinion. yeah. i want to see -- let's show this clip. you tell us what went on here. >> 8. >> that's 24 out of 30. how's that feel? >> great, fantastic. exhausted but it was a lot of fun. >> all right, well, if you don't want to see them with the same shock that ended david hasselhoff's dreams, vote for them now. >> why is everybody booing? >> you know what to do, support them with their votes. >> i'm here with sarah palin. >> jimmy: now is that why there was booing? >> no, it wasn't. it was because they felt that jennifer got screwed, that she should have gotten 9s. they had just gushed about her,

then they felt they underscored her. >> jimmy: 8s are good scores. >> they were booing -- >> jimmy: are you positive? >> mostly. >> jimmy: maybe it was a combination. >> no, i really -- they were booing a lot of people. not a lot of the -- the judges' scores tonight. >> jimmy: it was a rowdy soccer crowd. >> yes, and they're hammered half the time so -- >> jimmy: you interviewed -- you spoke to sarah palin on camera. did you speak to her off camera? >> i little bit. >> jimmy: how'd that go? >> i'm sort of more of a democratic and a liberal so i just talk to her as a parent. >> jimmy: oh, you did. >> parent to parent and she's charming, she really is. >> jimmy: obviously she's got a lot of charisma. she was there rooting for -- she called bristol, bristol the pistol. she loves guns. she really does. >> we had tried to doctor that rifle shot out of our show and there you are playing it again. >> jimmy: we got the unedited

stuff. >> when you shoot len in the head, it's his least important part. he's fine. >> jimmy: len and brunoho had a little fight tonight. >> len started lecturing bruno on proper behavior. which as i said has to be one of the signs of the apocalypse. >> jimmy: i believe jennifer gray -- i correctly predicted, i believe, will win the whole thing. >> you think so? >> jimmy: yeah. >> what's been your batting average? >> jimmy: i've done very well. only one time have i finished below third place. that was fourth with ian ziering. i think i picked him because his name is funny and i thought it would be fun to say all the time. >> i felt bad about the hoff leaving the first week. i heard what you said. you had a comedy show to run and that wasn't fair. >> jimmy: what is wrong with me? he would have done the craziest things. i believe that strongly. >> that was our hope. >> jimmy: we eliminated him immediately. >> i know, i know. >> jimmy: i'm starting to wonder about this country. >> me too. you know it will be like the ballroom equivalent of "meet the

press" if they have their way. just dull. >> jimmy: it's terrible. who gives us the most hope for wacky behavior in the future? >> you can't beat michael bolton crawling out of a dog house tonight. >> jimmy: i saw her explaining that was the plan. i thought, that can't be the plan. michael's not going to go along with this. he did crawl out of a dog house. which was not a good idea. >> no, he's been in it since as a matter of fact. back in it. >> jimmy: he really has. you do the show live. think most people probably realize that. there are not many shows that are live. and that's -- i mean, you do it so effortlessly. you really never -- do you ever screw up? >> i -- i've been doing live tv for a long time. back in boston i did a live daily talk show for years. one of the worst screwups on that show happened just before the show went on the air. the audience would gather in the basic sort of outside drawing room area, whatever. i would say hi to them because we didn't have a warm-up guy

like we have here or "dancing." i said, it's weird, we ask you to applaud as a group, i know it's silly, but if you don't mind, would you do that. at the count of three, one, two, three, everybody applauded. except one woman. i said, you know, mai'am, you gt to do better than that. i said, see you all in there, thanks for coming. the audience coordinator stumbles into my dressing room, says, you're not going to believe this. the woman you chastised. she called me over after you left. she said, i don't think tom realized, but i only have one arm. >> jimmy: that makes clapping harder. >> yeah. >> jimmy: there are flies. what about on air? anything terrible happened on air? >> same show. people are talking in boston. and i would do a morning radio show and then the tv show.

so i'd be up at 3:00 in the morning and sometimes i didn't do my homework for the daily talk show. producer like here would be there with the card sometimes saying, you got to go to break or ask about this or that. so i'm talking to this woman. had some sort of traumatic situation. i see a car go up. ask about her sister. i thought, i didn't remember anything about a sister in what little i read so i just ignored it. i just kept talking with her. up comes the card, ask about her sister. i figure, okay, i'll go to a break and see what this is about. i look to the stage manager thinking it's about time to go to break. they said, three minutes. okay, so i'll just ignore -- ask about her sister. so finally, i said, and how did you sister feel about this? the woman went, well, tom, my sister's dead. and i said, well, i know, but had she lived, how would you -- whoa. oh, i know that, of course. >> jimmy: i was in on it.

well, it's -- it looks like it's going to be another crazy season it really does. they really managed to outdo themselves one year after the other. >> yep. >> jimmy: do you think bristol palin will make it through the entire season without becoming pregnant again? >> well, if i have anything to do with it, yes, she will, yeah. >> jimmy: tom bergeron, everybody. "dancing with the stars" mondays at 8:00 and tuesdays at 9:00 right here on abc. be right back with music from randy houser. how smart is the new ford edge? well, it can show you the most fuel-efficient route to where you're going. it can find the best price on gas. show fuel prices. and now its v6 gets the best highway fuel economy in its class. say hello to the new ford edge. quite possibly the world's smartest crossover.

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♪ yeah i like to run >> jimmy: this is his latest cd -- it's called "they call me cadillac." here with the song "whistlin' dixie," randy houser. ♪ an' i can only sing ♪ yeah i like to run with the ol' dogs

learn bad habits from my paw paw ♪ ♪ i got an in with the outlaws an' i can only sing like i talk ya'll ♪ ♪ i like to smoke from my left hand crank it out stomp in a bar band ♪ ♪ firin' up another when the song ends an' hangin out here with my new friends cause ♪ ♪ i'm a son of the son of the south daddy redneck momma half hippie ♪ ♪ taught how to talk straight not back or my little white butt get a whippin' ♪ ♪ i like catfish cookin on a creek bank kind ya can't find in the city ya'll ♪ ♪ i ain't just whistlin' dixie ♪ ♪ well i ain't scared of a shotgun folks 'round here we all got one ♪ ♪ don't give a damn or a dang gum if ya don't like where i come from ♪

♪ i like a girl from a down home even better without a thing on ♪ ♪ jump in ya better hang on fire it up an' we're long gone 'cause ♪ ♪ i'm a son of the son of the south daddy redneck momma half hippie ♪ ♪ taught how to talk straight not back or my little white butt get a whippin' ♪ ♪ i like catfish cookin on a creek bank kind ya can't find in the city ya'll ♪ ♪ i ain't just whistlin' dixie ♪ ♪ i'm a son of the son of the south daddy redneck momma half hippie ♪ ♪ taught how to talk straight not back or my little white butt get a whippin' ♪ ♪ i like catfish

cookin on a creek bank kind ya can't find in the city ya'll ♪ ♪ i ain't just whistlin' dixie ♪ ♪ whistlin' dixie yeah ♪ ♪

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